Kitchen Kerfuffle Episode 1

The funny thing about having to stay home during this whole COVID-19 debacle is you enhance your culinary creativity. Here are the good, the bad, and the REALLY ugly of my Quarantine Kitchen. These recipes are from March 12th through April 30th.

March 12, 2020 - Respiratory Relief Tea


If you've been to any of my classes or received a session from me, you might be aware that Otto has been dealing with respiratory issues, on and off, for at least a year now. We have tried countless of interventions, including Chinese Herbs, Antibiotics, various cough medicines. At the start of the "shelter-in-place," I got to reading about the hydrophobic nature of the virus, specifically its lipid outer layer. So I added a little coconut oil to my normal lemonade tea, plus added Reishi Extract, which I read does not enhance the cytokine immune response in the body, so it is one of the safer Chinese Tonic Herbs to take. As soon as Otto drank this (and he LOVES it!), his cough went away, almost overnight!

March 27, 2020 - Gluten-free, Vegan Chocolate Cake

I embellished this recipe for a decadent treat. Sometimes, they say that when you are feeling no sweetness in your life, you tend to look for something sweet as a replacement. Well, #stressbaking has definitely taken over our household, starting with this bad boy. It was fluffy and delicious straight out of the oven, but with prolonged refrigeration it became a more dense chocolate cake, akin to most flourless cakes I have tasted in the past. That being said, it was still delicious.

April 2, 2020 - Vegan Apple Gallette

I am a fan of the Great British Baking Show. There is nothing more relaxing than watching a bunch of British folk courteously competing in a baking competition. This actually happened while I was watching their "Pastry Week" episode. It was a result of trying to make a vegan puff pastry, and massively failing. In my defense, I don't even own a rolling pin. So I just decided to make a gallette, especially since I also don't own a pie tin. These days, I simply use a recipe for a vegan pie crust that I found online. It is super easy to make.

As far as the filing goes, I just cooked some apples in vegan butter, added some dried currants, sprinkled some brown sugar (to taste), added a capful of vanilla extract, and added a dash of cinnamon. I don't measure, so it's up to you to calibrate the measurements on this one. I'm a fly by the seat of my pants kind of chef. I put the filling in the middle of the pie crust that I rolled flat, then I just folded the edge into the middle to seal. I made some designs with the leftover crust, and brushed some of the sauce from the filling outside. I baked until the outside was a nice dark brown.

April 4, 2020 - Vegan Chocolate Cake with Whipped Coconut Creme Frosting

With the recipe from March 27th, I created this layer cake featuring homemade orange compote in the middle (to add acidity to break up the sweetness of the chocolate) and a coconut whipped cream topping. It tasted lighter and more balanced than just the plain old chocolate cake. I was starting to feel really naughty about all the baking I was doing, but I happened upon this article that supported my theory: baking is alleviating all the stress from the unknown of this virus. So I carried on, you know, for mental health.

April 7, 2020 - Vegan Pizza

We were sorely missing our regular visit to Donna Jean, our go-to vegan pizza joint. And so I got this idea to make pizza dough from scratch. Using this pie crust recipe, I decided to make two, 8-inch pies: one margherita using store-bought vegan mozzarella, and one mimicking our favorite pizza, Black Widow. (I just checked and it is not available right now with Donna Jean's limited takeout menu) Again, let me reiterate that I do not measure when I cook without a recipe, but I am making a step-by-step list to make it seem like I am actually providing you with a recipe.


Tomato Sauce


Salt and Pepper

Coconut Oil

Vegan Mozarella

Fresh Basil

Sauté garlic in coconut oil, then add tomato sauce, salt and pepper to taste. Bring to a boil, then let rest so the sauce will reduce and get thicker. Spread the sauce on the pizza crust, and top with pieces of vegan mozzarella (Miyokos is the brand we love). Bake until crust is light golden brown. Top with pieces of torn fresh basil.


Half a head of garlic






Coconut Oil

Take the half head of garlic, minus one clove, and, without peeling it, cut a small portion of the top to expose the garlic inside the peel. Roast until the garlic is soft when prodded. While the garlic is roasting, dice the clove of garlic and sauté in coconut oil until soft, then add the spinach. As the spinach melts, squeeze lemon and sprinkle with salt to taste. In a separate pan, sauté diced onion in coconut oil until brown, or carmelized. Once the head of garlic is done, squeeze the garlic into a food processor or blender, then puree with three times the volume of dates as there are garlic.

Spread the garlic/date puree on the pizza crust, then top with carmelized onion and spinach. Bake until the crust is light golden brown.